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Today's Jokes

  1. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  2. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  3. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  4. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  5. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  6. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  7. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  8. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  9. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  10. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

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Your IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
Address
United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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https://fmo*.shop/

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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fmo*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:50 PM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fmo*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:50 PM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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https://fmo*.shop/robots.txt Jul 15, 2026 1:50 PM
OK 176.101.174.xxx · Canada Quebec Montreal · CloudVPN, INC
https://ide*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:49 PM
404 34.194.228.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · AWS EC2 (us-east-1)
http://fdi*.shop/robots.txt Jul 15, 2026 1:49 PM
OK 188.163.102.xxx · Ukraine Lvivska Oblast Lviv · Kyivstar LLC
https://fun*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:48 PM
OK 185.230.122.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · Windstream Communications LLC
https://ide*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:48 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lra*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 15, 2026 1:47 PM
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https://lra*.shop/robots.txt Jul 15, 2026 1:47 PM
404 104.210.140.xxx · United States Texas San Antonio · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southcentralus)
https://www.fbr*.shop/robots.txt Jul 15, 2026 1:47 PM
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OK 43.156.37.xxx · Singapore North West Singapore · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.xbe*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:46 PM
OK 38.9.221.xxx · Colombia Antioquia Medellín · Somos Networks Colombia S.a.s. BIC
https://fmo*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:45 PM
OK 170.106.35.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co
http://fcr*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:44 PM
404 45.148.10.xxx · The Netherlands North Holland Amsterdam · Techoff SRV Limited
https://hwr*.shop/.aws/credentials Jul 15, 2026 1:44 PM
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OK 124.156.157.xxx · Hong Kong Kowloon Hong Kong · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co
http://www.fbo*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:42 PM
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http://www.alw*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:41 PM
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https://ide*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:40 PM
OK 43.156.41.xxx · Singapore North West Singapore · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.lfe*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:40 PM
404 18.235.173.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · AWS EC2 (us-east-1)
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OK 138.226.29.xxx · United States California San Francisco · Contact Consumers
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OK 34.31.88.xxx · United States Iowa Council Bluffs · Google Cloud (us-central1)
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OK 34.31.88.xxx · United States Iowa Council Bluffs · Google Cloud (us-central1)
https://lle*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:36 PM
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https://ide*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:36 PM
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https://ide*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:33 PM
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https://ide*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:33 PM
OK 116.114.238.xxx · China Inner Mongolia Hohhot · CNC Group CHINA169 Neimeng Province Network
https://fmo*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:33 PM
404 168.100.149.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · Ahrefs
https://lle*.shop/robots.txt Jul 15, 2026 1:32 PM
OK 172.120.26.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · EGIHosting
https://ide*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:32 PM
OK 167.114.139.xxx · Canada Quebec Montreal · Dmytro, Ahrefs Pte Ltd
https://lle*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:32 PM
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OK 101.32.208.xxx · Hong Kong Kowloon Hong Kong · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://hgr*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:31 PM
404 2.57.122.xxx · The Netherlands North Holland Amsterdam · Techoff SRV Limited
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https://fto*.shop/product/2520550-lcs-derby-suede-rhubarb-gum-chaussures-lcs-derby-suede-homme-paris-destockage-promo/ Jul 15, 2026 1:29 PM
OK 31.56.249.xxx · United Kingdom England Manchester · Private Customer
https://ide*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:28 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fdu*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 15, 2026 1:28 PM
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OK 175.27.163.xxx · China Jiangsu Nanjing · Tencent cloud computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd.
http://hwr*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:27 PM
OK 43.157.168.xxx · Brazil São Paulo São Paulo · Acevillepteltd SG
http://www.ide*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:27 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fdi*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 15, 2026 1:25 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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https://ide*.shop/ Jul 15, 2026 1:25 PM
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https://hpl*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 15, 2026 1:25 PM
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https://hpl*.shop/robots.txt Jul 15, 2026 1:25 PM
404 20.200.222.xxx · South Korea Seoul Seoul · Microsoft Azure Cloud (koreacentral)
http://hpr*.shop/semiirrep.php Jul 15, 2026 1:24 PM
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http://hpr*.shop/autoload_classmap/function.php Jul 15, 2026 1:24 PM
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