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Today's Jokes

  1. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  2. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  3. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  4. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  5. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  6. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  7. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  8. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  9. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  10. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."

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OK 176.101.174.xxx · Canada Quebec Montreal · CloudVPN, INC
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